1. You start the day off by making friends at the petting zoo.
2. Then it’s pig races.
3. After the animals, you take a quick hydration break at Roy’s Fresh Lemonade.
which in Louisiana in May, it the most refreshing and delicious thing you can ever drink.
4. You try your luck at the deceptively hard games.
5. Just when you’re about to give up, the guy next to you wins so you pretty much have to keep playing.
This isn’t over until I say it’s over!
6. If you’re lucky, you’ll win a fantastic prize.
7. Next, you head to the rides.
8. You start off easy at the Ferris wheel.
9. …then you work your way up to more spinning…
10. and more spinning.
11. …and the Crazy Mouse.
12. And if you’re brave enough, the mega-drop
13. After you’re good and dizzy it’s time for food
14. Mmm.. nothing beats every kind of food on a stick!
15. and funnel cake.
16. SO MUCH THE FUNNEL CAKE.
17. Then you try and walk it off as the sun goes down
18. You end the amazing, dizzy, gluttonous day by taking pictures with your friends
only to realize you need to bring sunscreen when you come back because you’re totally burnt.